Here are some stories that should win a Nobel Prize for discovering the long-term benefits of the universe’s eventual heat death.
Word count in the HP Series:
Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227
Word count in the LOTR Series:
The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462
Should Fan Fiction by Free by Abigail De Kosnik (what im reading rn and i realllllly wanna know what the article is before this one because i got the last few paragraphs and it sounds interesting. i actually just want this journal period)
Visible Fandom: Reading the X-Files through X-Philes by Christine A Wooley (I HAVE EMAILED HER EXTENSIVELY SHE IS THE COOOOOOOLEST)
I’ve only read the first 2, so let me know how the other 2 are! These are on JSTOR (I haven’t searched the MUSE or MLA database yet) so you will need to register with your uni’s info (or your own but that might give you limited access to journals) in order to read em!
the term is ‘a hair’s breadth’ away not ‘a hair’s breath’ away
why would hair breathe? and if they did, how would that relate to how close someone’s lips undoubtedly are?
someone who uses delicious, can you explain how to get to the next page of results? i’m so confused.
obligatory question mark?
does anyone know how to turn a LJ fic into a PDF?
i know about flagfic, but they can’t convert LJs yet.
[i have a mac, so if it’s software it would need to be mac compatible!]
Rose couldn’t help but feel a little bit smug. All those planets, all those universes where the Doctor had outsmarted her at every turn—“It’s against the law to smile, Rose!” and “It’s illegal to drink from there, Rose.” Now, 3 years later, she was finally on top. “No, Doctor, like this. Hold it like a pencil between your thumb and pointer finger. That’s it.” The Doctor huffed. What was the point in eating with 2 sticks anyway? With a glare in Rose’s direction, The Doctor picked up a fork.
woah. like 5 of you have asked if I have a fanfic account or a place where all of my askbox fics are located.
um, for future reference, I have a ff.net account here with woefully horrible stories. Seriously, and most of them aren’t complete, because if it’s longer than a drabble I lose interest. But they will be finished….one day. I mean, 3 are completed.
As for my askbox fics…um. I don’t even know how to conglomerate all of them. You can track my URL, maybe? There are quite a few of them hanging out in there. Other than that, um, I’m working on it and any input would be more than welcome!
But, honestly, I’m completely blown away anyone wants to keep reading, so thank you very much.
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“What do you mean, ‘You hoped for condolence sex’?”
Sam looked at the Angel in his bed with narrowed eyes. Gabriel looked back sheepishly.
“Well, in all fairness, the Trickster was encouraging me, and you get this puppy dog look and it’s really kind of adorable. I mean, I figured if you were grieving for Dean, you might be more, uh, open, to my advances.”
Sam scoffed. “I can’t believe you made me watch Dean die for pity sex, Gabe. That’s low and kinda pathetic.”
Gabe shrugged. “But it worked.”
i’m in a writing mood.
send me a prompt?
a word, a sentence, a pairing, anything.
….but secretly there’s a little pressure.